Grammar Jesus Drives Me

This is the car that inspired me to create a blog about one of my favorite subjects: grammar. I'd like to believe that Jesus would be a huge fan of the grammar too. Thus, I have coined him Grammar Jesus. The grammar gods will be so proud.

I Drive my Car but Jesus Drive's my Life and who's driving you? 

Grammar Jesus says:

One should know how to use a possessive apostrophe, especially when you plaster my name on your rear window.  Also, is this the title of your latest book or do you just need a lesson in the mechanics of capitalization? I'm gonna hightail you to the nearest bookstore to for a copy of The Elements of Style, fourth edition. Better start reading that Strunk and White, son.

Grammar Jesus Loves Grammar and So Do I

During my undergraduate years at Appalachian State I took a course in applied grammar. The culminating project was one of the best I ever encountered. Our professor required us to compile a portfolio of public illiteracy as a tribute to the self-advertising of ignorance. It was brilliant. Though I no longer possess my prized portfolio, I have been obsessed with public occurrences of grammatical indiscretions ever since. And yes, I judge. Just ask my sister.

Luckily, Grammar Jesus doesn't judge. Most of the time, that is. Sometimes he just can't help it, but he'll  certainly teach you a thing or two along the way.